One product. Eight legendary pitches.

We wrote our landing page eight ways, each in the style of a legendary ad man. Every visitor to our home page gets one at random. Read them all, then vote for the one that would have sold you.

CarsonBot Classic

The house style. Plain-spoken, warm paper, no games.

You wake up to booked appointments, not a pile of missed inquiries.

Claude Hopkins

Claude C. Hopkins. Reason-why newsprint, tested claims, a free sample.

How Busy Offices Now Book Paying Appointments While They Sleep

Dan Kennedy

Dan Kennedy. A blunt Courier letter with profit math and no pleasantries.

One Unanswered Late-Night Inquiry Costs You More Than a Year of This Software. Do the Math.

Frank Kern

Frank Kern. A casual letter that teaches the whole system before the pitch.

How To Wake Up To Qualified Appointments Already On Your Calendar (Booked While You Slept)

Russell Brunson

Russell Brunson. Hook, story, offer, and a stack you scroll through.

What If Tonight's 9PM Inquiry Woke Up As A Booked Appointment On Your Calendar?

David Ogilvy

David Ogilvy. An ivory magazine page and thirteen points of fact.

At 3:07 a.m., your website asked four questions and booked an appointment on your calendar. You were asleep.

Gary Halbert

Gary Halbert. A typewritten letter on a yellow legal pad, from a friend.

You're Sitting On A Stadium Full Of Starving Leads. Here's How To Book The Hungry Ones While You Sleep.

John Carlton

John Carlton. Gonzo hooks, brutal rules, and Operation Money-Suck.

Your Best Lead of the Month Just Hired Somebody Else. The Robot That Would've Booked Them for You Costs $0.